Four years… I have waited four years for this… to see that smug smile wiped off cricket fans worldwide and lets face it, just about anyone who isn’t from India loves watching India lose and they were in orgasmic ecstasy at our first round exit. Four years I have tried to first ignore, then analyze, then blame, then piss on Greg Chappell and finally ignore once again when the bitter truth was realized…
We had a strong team in 2007… possibly stronger than our 2003 squad… but there was never more infighting in an Indian side… Sri Lanka and Bangladesh… it was supposed to be a walkover…. but that is over now… 2007 has long passed… its ghost may haunt us every now and again, but that ghost inspires us now…
And so it is now fitting, fittingly humiliating that we cross the border to thump the Bdeshis at home to set their world cup campaign in the most disastrous way possible… like they did to us… except this won’t be no fluke… we will dominate… crush… destroy and utterly humiliate them… I ask of nothing less of you, my champions, who I have supported for the past 19 years unwaveringly… you do not need to win the cup… not yet… first I want revenge…
I don’t ever want to hear Tamim Iqbal reply “I’m Tamim Iqbal, I scored a fifty that led to India’s defeat” at a buffet table when my friends ask him if he plays cricket. I don’t want see Shakib sport that confident smile for the rest of the tournament… I want them to mope.. I want them to be so brittle that they crack and cry when they play England… yes, thats how badly I want this… I even want them to succumb to the English…
Nothing short of scoring 400 and dismissing them for less than 50 will be acceptable… well maybe I’ll settle for 280 and 160 all out if it comes down to that… but you get the general idea… DESTROY THEM… Sehwhack… this is your chance to imprint upon generations of Bangladeshis the value of patience and arriving when you’re ready… not before… not in tests and not in ODIs… PATHAN… 100 off 35 balls for you… Zaheer… 6fer…. Bhajji… Please JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and let the big boys do their thing… Dhoni… Chastize that mofo Sreesanth till he grows fucking up…
Tonight boys… you can create history… you can show the world what an opening revenge match is all about… how it should be played… how it must be played… how you set the tone… how you will not be vanquished but will vanquish… how you will not be slowed down but storm ahead… how you will not be held back even by a fat fuck like Yuvraj, but will surge ahead and swamp your enemies… they might have taken our last world cup chances away… BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY GOD’S WORLD CUP!!!
… Also, please save some for thrashing SL in the semifinal… to avenge 1996… but just in case, send a few hankies to that wanker Kambli… or send over Sreesanth, the company of another possibly more immature crybaby might cheer him up… kthxbai
We had a strong team in 2007… possibly stronger than our 2003 squad… but there was never more infighting in an Indian side… Sri Lanka and Bangladesh… it was supposed to be a walkover…. but that is over now… 2007 has long passed… its ghost may haunt us every now and again, but that ghost inspires us now…
And so it is now fitting, fittingly humiliating that we cross the border to thump the Bdeshis at home to set their world cup campaign in the most disastrous way possible… like they did to us… except this won’t be no fluke… we will dominate… crush… destroy and utterly humiliate them… I ask of nothing less of you, my champions, who I have supported for the past 19 years unwaveringly… you do not need to win the cup… not yet… first I want revenge…
I don’t ever want to hear Tamim Iqbal reply “I’m Tamim Iqbal, I scored a fifty that led to India’s defeat” at a buffet table when my friends ask him if he plays cricket. I don’t want see Shakib sport that confident smile for the rest of the tournament… I want them to mope.. I want them to be so brittle that they crack and cry when they play England… yes, thats how badly I want this… I even want them to succumb to the English…
Nothing short of scoring 400 and dismissing them for less than 50 will be acceptable… well maybe I’ll settle for 280 and 160 all out if it comes down to that… but you get the general idea… DESTROY THEM… Sehwhack… this is your chance to imprint upon generations of Bangladeshis the value of patience and arriving when you’re ready… not before… not in tests and not in ODIs… PATHAN… 100 off 35 balls for you… Zaheer… 6fer…. Bhajji… Please JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and let the big boys do their thing… Dhoni… Chastize that mofo Sreesanth till he grows fucking up…
Tonight boys… you can create history… you can show the world what an opening revenge match is all about… how it should be played… how it must be played… how you set the tone… how you will not be vanquished but will vanquish… how you will not be slowed down but storm ahead… how you will not be held back even by a fat fuck like Yuvraj, but will surge ahead and swamp your enemies… they might have taken our last world cup chances away… BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY GOD’S WORLD CUP!!!
… Also, please save some for thrashing SL in the semifinal… to avenge 1996… but just in case, send a few hankies to that wanker Kambli… or send over Sreesanth, the company of another possibly more immature crybaby might cheer him up… kthxbai
